Monday, May 17, 2010

Holy crap its that time again

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Thursday, April 29, 2010

I got somethin new

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This is WRONG

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Spring has sprung

The shop is full o’bikes

They are everywhere

This is something me likes,

all for me to reapir

so many forks, makes me say yikes!

I thought you might need a bad poem for today.

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Look what I got today. Its weird because it has a titanium steer tube and big fat Ti bolts. I am thinking it is a mini BMX crown.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

I have the flu

Damnit

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

This is what bad looks like

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Oh no it is happening again

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Friday, January 22, 2010

Ben is a Baddass

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Monday, January 18, 2010

Dang its so real!!

Welcome to my world

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Spring is in the air…

Its that time. Let me know your spring wish lists and I can start getting your stuff :)

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Pretty Neat!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

"Lemon Pie" by Bill Holm


For your last Thanksgiving in Minneota I invited half the universe,
Holm's single-handed feed-the-hungry, stuff-the-lonesome-stranger
with turkey and giblets and pie. Already death had winked at you
once or twice from behind its shadowy curtain.
My neighbors pitched in with gravy, bread, and labor. Thursday morning
Tom brought lemon pies, steaming, acid-sweet smell,
majestic meringues, soaring peaks of beaten egg white.
On the table cooling, you smelled them, found a fork,
and, a mischievous sweet-toothed boy, were set to violate a hot meringue,
when I walked in and said, sharp of voice, "Get the hell out of there!
Those hot pies will be ruined if you dig into them."
"So what?" You shot me an insulted look. "They're only pies.
Eat them yourself." You skulked out into the morning. Toward night
your snit evaporated, and you resumed your usual grace and humor.
By then I'd grown my guilty conscience, remembering
that you lived under sentence of impending death.
I should have kept my mouth shut, one nagging inner voice
said to another, watched you put an entire hot lemon pie
into your gullet. What a hard business being human -
all we know and remember shadows every simple act.
The next Thanksgiving you lay close to death, all food
loathsome, indigestible. Kept half alive with cans
of glutinous Ensure, we made a lemon pie to tempt you
into one more small pleasure, but you impaled
the pie with a fork, left it standing upright in the meringue,
and turned away, lost to all joy.
We are who we are until we aren't anything anymore but air.
I carry that steaming pie to my own grave, offering it to you
over and over again, atonement. I hear your wry voice
saying, as it said so often:
"Eat dessert first; life is short and uncertain."

Monday, December 21, 2009

Last Minute Holiday Shopping idea

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Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Holiday Sale at Shockspital kinda

Just clik the picture

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Friday, December 04, 2009

Someone wanted to see this

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Thursday, December 03, 2009

Fox Alps Rear Shocks

  I repair a lot of Fox Alps Rear shocks. The downside of these shocks is that they have two major failure modes.

  1. The strut cracks and the shock will not hold air anymore. Sometimes I can replace the strut with a used one. Used ones are getting harder and harder to find so the this is becoming harder to to.
  2. The Eyelets crack. Same story here.

  If you have an older Cannondale this can be a real bummer because nothing else fits in place of the clevis mount Fox.

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   So if your shock can’t be repaired this is a really nice to keep your bike going!

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

My soul is trapped in google street view (the old shop)

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I am in and out today running a family based airport holiday shuttle

So there you have it. My cell phone is 952 240 9158 if you can’t find me at the shop.

Friday, November 20, 2009

The Price is Right

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Friday, November 13, 2009

Physician accused of deliberately injuring two bicyclists is convicted -- latimes.com

Physician accused of deliberately injuring two bicyclists is convicted -- latimes.com

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Oh God make it stop!

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Monday, November 09, 2009

Can you spot me?

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Go to your LBS and buy something

They will be really happy to see you and while you are there they can send your fork in to me :) It is a great time of year to get your service done!

Someone wanted to see some pics of these lowers

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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Wednesday 03 2009

I will be in late this day

  • Gotta go to the dentist
  • Gotta go to the Post Office
  • Gotta go to QBP

Then I will be back, most likely by noon :)

So you think I am notable You are wrong

I got a review

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Oh Ebay you are the source of winter cash flow

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Monday, November 02, 2009

Look at what you can find on EBAY

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Friday, October 30, 2009

Mark your calendar

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

A death in the family

Press Release from BRAIN

1256676236Ian Foyster LEXINGTON, SC (BRAIN)—The Hawley Company's service center manager Ian Foyster was tragically killed on Monday.
"He was in the wrong place at the wrong time and was shot," said Dave Goeppner, marketing manager for The Hawley Company.
“This is a stunning and tragic loss for the Hawley family—as well as the bike industry as a whole,” said company president Steve Hawley. “Ian was a truly gifted and respected service technician and was a dear friend to many in our industry. There are no words to adequately describe the sadness of this event”.
Prior to arriving at Hawley in 2004 and literally building Hawley’s Service Center, Foyster raced motorcycles professionally in Europe and worked in the motocross industry for over 15 years. Upon entering the bike industry, Foyster quickly earned a reputation for his vast technical knowledge and mechanical skills. He was also well known for his English wit and sarcasm.
“Ian will be deeply missed by all of us," Hawley said. “Our thoughts and prayers are with his family."
Foyster is survived by his ex-wife, daughter and stepson of South Carolina, and a son, daughter and grandchild in England. Services are pending.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

New Door

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Stolen Bike

My 29er was stolen last night.  The lock was cut and the bike was clumsily dismantled loose from my Bob trailer (which they left) from inside the gate in my front yard at 28th & Fremont in Uptown.  The bike is very distinctive, has little resale value, and you'll know it when you see it. 

Description:

It's an aluminum no-name frame (NYCbikes, for the record) that's been rattle-canned white with a black Karate Monkey fork.  It has a "sticker collage" on the downtube that's mostly blue and black and a Surly head badge.  Someone might try to pawn it off as a Surly, but it's clearly not.  Most notably, it has a pink bashguard (anodized red, really) and red pedals.  It's set up 2 x 1 with a front derailleur and Shimano Alfine tensioner.  Salsa riser bar.  Silver Sugino crank, other parts all black.  Crank Brothers headset (green) and a white headset cap.  Avid V-brakes.  Schwalbe Big Apple tire in the front and WTB Nanoraptor in the rear.

 

Elliott Morris 812-350-1013  elray.morris@gmail.com

Grumpy Girl Ride WINTER, 2009

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Grumpy Girl Ride WINTER, 2009

Come rain, come shine, come snow or sleet!

Alls you need to know is meet us at Grumpy’s Nord East 1:30pm November 7th.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Monday 19th, October…. working from home

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Time to catch up on paperwork and solve some problems.

(Picture by Brad Quartuccio)

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Vegas is over

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I am back

I was out of town, but now I am back. I have a mountain of voicemail and email to get back to. Please be patient.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

The Great northern trip

5 days camping on the bike is better than work

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Friday, August 28, 2009

Shockspital will be closing today at 3-4pm today cause I will be headin out to 24hrs of Salsa (Afton) to support the 24hour race tonight :)

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

The dude abides

Although neither Goathork or Shockspital is a featured link on this site; you should still check it out,

http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/

O yeah!!

I am collecting old Fox Alps Shocks, anybody got some they want to get rid of?shocka

 

 

 

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Gene-O Sprung a leek!

Best wishes toward your fast healing!!

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Performance

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Urban Bike Tour 2009

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Urban Bike Tour 2009

There are approximately 700 bridges in Minneapolis, some of which take you to fantastic locations to drink beer, and some of which ARE fantastic locations to drink beer. In the Fat Tire Tour tradition, we’ll ride our bikes over and under as many bridges as we can during this 25-mile cruiser loop.

When: Saturday, August 15th, 2009, meet at 11 a.m. and ride at 12:30

Start: Town Hall Brewery Show up at Town Hall Brewery around 11:00 a.m. if you plan on eating first. Food is straight off the menu, beer is straight up delicious. Roll out is at 12:30. If you miss the rollout, follow your nose, it always knows.

The Route: We’ll do a counterclockwise loop north along the Mississippi, then down south through the chain of lakes, onto the Minnehaha Creek path, back along the Mississippi north to Town Hall. We’ll mix it up with, some optional off-road sections, a few beer breaks and some historical information about some of the bridges we see. Consider it like the greatest hits of Minneapolis Mafia rides all tied into one, but with a large group of superfreaks.

The Reason: Because bridges are engineering marvels, wonderful places to view the city and because Reed said so.

Also: This is a slow ride. get your all-day pass, if you wear a heart rate monitor, leave it at home, in fact, leave yourself at home, nobody gives a shit how fast you are, how much street cred you exude or how tight your pants are, if you’re scared, where a helmet, you might have to pee outside, pray for an equal number of chicks, make sure your bike doesn’t suck, carry some Xtra beer, tell your friends and plan to see the best parts of this city for the whole day.

Brought to you by: Drop, Roll and Stop Productions

Thursday, August 06, 2009

XL T-shirts are back in stock!!!

Thats right, get’em while they last!!

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I got a Google number!

I got a google phone number! it is 786-Bikefix !
And this has working voicemail!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

I just installed a Remote Lockout upgrade on a new F29

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Shockspital on the Podium

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Saturday, July 18, 2009

It is time

I am loading up my bike as we speak and I will spend the next 7 days with 20,000 people riding across Iowa. Cyril will be manning the front desk Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, I will be back around the 27th.

In an emergency you can text me, but don’t call as coverage will be spotty. 9522409158

I will try and update Facebook often :)

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I didn’t write this, and it is a little negative but I promise that anytime you walk into a bike shop on a busy Saturday this is going through someone's mind. Bike shop guys are a surly bunch.

A few things from the bike shop.


Date: 2009-05-27, 4:05PM PDT

Whoo-hoo Seattle, the sun is out! Let's discuss a few things before you fumble with swapping the unused ski rack for the unused bike rack on the Subaru.
So yes, you've noticed the sun is out, and hey!- maybe it would be cool to to some bike riding. Let's keep in mind that the sun came out of all 600,000 of us, so for the most part, you're not the only one who noticed. Please remember that when you walk into my shop on a bright, sunny Saturday morning. It will save you from looking like a complete twat that huffs "Why are there so many people here?"
Are we all on the same page now about it being sunny outside? Have we all figured out that we're not the only clever people that feel sunny days are good for bike riding? Great. I want to kiss all of you on your forehead for sharing this moment with me. Put your vitamin D starved fingers in mine, and we'll move on together to some pointers that will make life easier.
SOME POINTERS FOR THE PHONE:
- I don't know what size of bike you need. The only thing that I can tell over the phone is that you sound fat. I don't care how tall you are. I don't care how long your inseam is. Don't complain to me that you don't want to come ALL THE WAY down to the bike shop to get fitted for a bike. I have two hundred bikes in my inventory. I will find one that fits you. Whether you come from the north or the south, my shop is downhill. Pretend you're going to smell a fart, ball up, and roll your fat ass down here.
- Don't get high and call me. Write it down, call me later. When I have four phone lines ringing, and a herdlet
of people waiting for help, I can't deal with you sitting there "uuuuhhh"-ing and "uuummm"-ing while your brain tries to put together some cheeto-xbox-fixie conundrum. We didn't get disconnected, I left you on hold to figure your shit out.
-I really do need to see your bike to know what is wrong with it. You've already figured out that when you car makes a noise, the mechanic needs to see it. When your TV goes blank, a technician needs to see it. I can tell you, if there is one thing I've learned from you fucking squirrels, it's that "doesn't shift right" means your bike could need a slight cable adjustment, or you might just need to stop backing into it with the Subaru. Bring it in, I'll let you know for sure.
- No, I don't know how much a good bike costs. For some, spending $500 dollars is a kingly sum. For others, $500 won't buy you one good wheel. You really need to have an idea of what you want, because every one of you raccoons "doesn't want to spend too much".
FOR YOU INVENTIVE TYPES AND DO-IT-YOURSELFERS:
- Just because you think is should exist, doesn't mean that it does. I know that to you, a 14 inch quill stem makes perfect sense, but what makes more sense is buying a bike that fits you, not trying to make your mountain bike that was too small for you to begin with into a comfort bike.
- If some twat on some message board somewhere says that you can use the lockring from your bottom bracket as a lockring for a fixie conversion doesn't mean that A: you can, or B: you should. Please listen to me on this stuff, I really do have your best interests at heart.
- I love that you have the enthusiasm to build yourself a recumbent in the off season. That does not mean however, that I share your enthusiasm; ergo I won't do the "final tweaks" for you. You figure out why that Sram shifter and that Shimano rear derailleur don't work together. While we're at it, you recumbent people scare me a little. Don't bring that lumbering fucking thing anywhere near me.
A DEDICATION TO ALL THE HIPSTER DUCHEBAGS:
-If you shitheads had any money, you wouldn't NEED a vintage Poo-zhow to get laid. Go have an ironic mustache growing contest in front of American Apparel, so that I can continue selling $300 bikes to fatties, which is what keeps the lights on.
- Being made in the 80's may make something cool, but that doesn't automatically make something good. The reason that no one has ridden that "vintage" Murray is because it's shit. It was shit in the 80's, a trend it carried proudly through the 90's, and rallied with into the '00's. What I mean to say is, no, I can't make it work better. It's still shit, even with more air in the tires.
SO YOU'RE GONNA BUY A BIKE:
Good for you! Biking is awesome. It's easy, it's fun, it's good for you. I want you to bike, I really do. To that end, I am here to help you.
-Your co-worker that's "really into biking" knows fuck all. Stop asking for his advice. He could care less about you having the right bike. He wants to validate his bike purchase(s) through you. He also wants to sleep with you, and wear matching bike shorts with you.
- You're not a triathlete. You're not. If you were, you wouldn't be here, and we both know it.
- You're not a racer. If you were, I'd know you already, and you wouldn't be here, and we both know it.
- So you want a bike that you can ride to work, goes really fast, is good for that triathlon you're doing this summer (snicker), is good on trails and mud, and costs less than $300. Yeah. Listen, I want a car that can go 200 miles an hour, tow a boat, has room for five adults, is easy to parallel park but can carry plywood, gets 60mpg, and only costs $3,000. I also want a unicorn to blow me. What are we even talking about here? Oh yeah. Listen, bikes can be fast, light, cheap and comfortable. Pick two, and we're all good.
ABOUT YOUR KIDS:
Your kids are amazing. Sure are. No one else has kids as smart, able, funny or as good looking as you. Nope. Never see THAT around here.
- I have no idea how long you kid will be able to use this bike. As it seems to me, your precious is a little retarded, and can't even use the damn thing now. More likely, your budding genius is going to leave the bike in the driveway where you will Subaru the bike to death LONG before the nose picker outgrows the bike.
- Stop being so jumpy. I am not a molester. You people REALLY watch too much TV. When I hold the back of the bike while your kid is on it, it's not because I get a thrill from *almost* having my hand on kid butt, it's because kids are unpredictable, and generally take off whenever possible, usually not in the direction you think they might go. Listen, if I were going to do anything bad to your kids, I'd feed them to sharks, because sharks are FUCKING AWESOME.
I hope this helps, and have fun this summer riding your kick-ass bike!

Monday, July 13, 2009

I worked on this brake!

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Saturday, July 11, 2009

The shop was broken into last night

  I share a building with The Alt and last night we were broken into. Only one thing was stolen,  a new Felt “Brougham” from the Alt. The Serial number on the bike that was stolen is HT0503782 and here is a picture of it, it should stand out like a sore thumb.                                                                                                                                            

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Please help spread the word about this. We think we were cased out for the week beforehand, a young guy with a camera kept suspiciously showing up around the shop. SO keep an eye on the people drifting around your shop.  If you see this bike you can contact me or The Alt Bikeshop

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Thursday, July 02, 2009

Stolen Bike Alert

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

I found this

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Number two? Portland must not be depressed enough yet.

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Communications Department  City Hall ---

News Release

Contact:  Matt Laible, Communications Department, 612-673-2786

View this release online at www.ci.minneapolis.mn.us/newsroom

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Minneapolis City Goals: A Safe Place to Call Home . One Minneapolis.Lifelong Learning Second to None. Connected Communities.Enriched Environment. A Premier Destination.

Minneapolis named one of the world’s top biking cities

June 24, 2009 (MINNEAPOLIS) Travel and Leisure magazine has named Minneapolis one of the world’s top biking cities. The magazine chose ten cities worldwide for its list, and just three in the United States. According to the June 2009 issue of Travel and Leisure, Minneapolis is among this elite group of bike-friendly cities in the world because it has built an infrastructure that promotes bicycling for both transportation and recreation.

Because of the bicycling improvements made in Minneapolis in recent years, it’s now the nation’s number two bike-commuting city, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. Travel and Leisure refers to Minneapolis as “a case study in policy promoting bicycling as a viable means to get around.” The magazine notes designated street lanes, bike lockers, recreational trails, and winter plowing of bike trails as reasons it placed Minneapolis on its list.

Minneapolis has 83 miles of off-street bicycle paths and 40 miles of streets with dedicated bicycle lanes. Minneapolis has also been awarded the League of American Bicyclists’ Bicycle Friendly Community Award.

The U.S. Census bureau ranks Minneapolis as the number two bicycling city in the country, just behind Portland, in its comparison of how many people bike to work in the nation’s 50 biggest cities. Bicycle commuters help keep down traffic congestion in Minneapolis. Bicycling is a great workout and an environmentally friendly alternative to driving, reducing our dependence on oil and our production of greenhouse gases.

To learn more about bicycling in Minneapolis, visit the City’s bicycling Web page.

Friday, June 19, 2009

You have been notified

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Bike Porn

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New Patch kit from Knog. A little cheeky but a lot of fun.

Check’em out!